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DIE ÄRZTE
[ "Richy Guitar" fanfiction is here ]
The following stories are merely works of F I C T I O N, meaning they are 100% made up. None of the situations described here ever happened, and even if they did, I have no way of knowing. This is not about spreading rumours or, worse, libel. The people portrayed in these stories are real, but I am NOT claiming they did what I wrote. I use their "public personas" and build stories around them as if they were fictional characters.
Some of the stories contains homosexual themes, if that offends you, don't read them.
If any of the people involved happen to read my stories: I hope you don't get offended or mad, I'm just having some fun.
Clostridium botulinum (May 2009)
Pairing: Bela/Farin
Rating: PG
Category: Romance
Summary: Bela looks different.
A smoky love affair (October 2008)
Pairing: Farin/Rod
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humour
Summary: The smell of smoke clings to everything
A/N: I stole the title from a 1917 film I've never even watched. Go me.
Another wasted night (October 2008)
Pairing: Bela/Farin
Rating: NC-17
Category: PWP, Humour
Summary: "You shouldn't even be able to get it up!"
A/N: Birthday fic for Sammy, who casually mentioned she would've like something involving sex and drugs.
Denial: not just a river in Egypt (December 2007)
Characters: Bela, Farin
Rating: PG for a bit of swearing
Category: Humour
Summary: "That's called denial, Jan."
A/N: Dedicated to slash_kitten who gave me the idea. Here's her take on the subject: Four situations where denial isn’t a river in Egypt
Blood Brothers (October 2007)
Pairing: Bela/Farin
Rating: PG-13 for mention of blood
Category: Romance
Summary: "I don't think this is such a good idea."
A/N: Dedicated to Almut.
Intoxicating (February 2007)
Pairing: Bela/Rod
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance
Summary: There's something extremely intimate in the simple act of sharing a smoke.
A/N: Smoking is bad for your health. Don't take this story as an encouragement to start.
On one condition (February 2007)
Pairing: Bela/Farin
Rating: PG
Category: Romance
Summary: Die Ärzte are back. But things aren't like they used to be.
Loverboys (September 2006)
Pairing: Bela/Wayne/Olsen (Bela B. y Los Helmstedt)
Rating: PG
Category: Humour
Summary: Bela and Wayne were at it again.
A/N: Inspired by the on-stage snogging during Bela's solo tour.
Give it to me, cowboy (July 2006)
Pairing: Bela/Farin (if you squint really, really hard)
Rating: G-PG
Category: Humour
Summary: Show time!
Crescendo (June 2006)
Pairing: Farin/Rod
Rating: PG
Category: Romance
Summary: Rodrigo looks completely different when he plays the piano.
Dich (March 2006) [German]
Pairing: Bela/Farin
Rating: PG
Category: Angst, drabble/ficlet
Summary: Bela's changed. Farin wants to know why.
A/N: Thank you very much to zenkatze for beta-reading it for me.
Right here, right now (February 2006)
Pairing: Farin/Rod
Rating: NC-17
Category: PWP
Summary: Even Farin can get submissive every now and then.
Three (September 2005 - January 2006)
Pairing: Bela/Farin/Rod
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance/PWP/Humour
Summary: The first time Rod had seen them, he had been shocked.
Black (December 2005)
Pairing: Bela/Rod
Rating: PG
Category: Romance/Christmas fic
Summary: Bela and Rod celebrate the first Depp Jones concert.
A/N: Christmas fic for einheitstochter.
Unexpected (December 2005)
Pairing: Bela/Farin
Rating: PG
Category: Romance/Birthday fic
Summary: Bela receives an unexpected visit on his birthday.
Live footage XXX (October 2005)
Pairing: Bela/Farin
Rating: mild R
Category: PWP/Birthday fic
Summary: Getting some Bela/Farin action on tape for your birthday? Priceless.
A/N: Written for einheitstochter's birthday.
Seven (September 2005)
Pairing: Bela/Farin
Rating: between PG and R
Category: Romance
Summary: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
A/N: A ficlet consisting of seven drabbles, one for each Deadly Sin. I originally wanted them to be 100 words long, but things got a little out of hand, so I just made round figures: 100, 110, 120 words etc. Not in ascending order, though.
Stronger than death (September 2005)
Pairing: Bela/Farin
Rating: almost PG
Category: Romance, drabble/ficlet
Summary: Sometimes you can't choose.
Two of a kind [The Cure/Die Ärzte crossover] (August 2005)
Pairing: Simon Gallup/Bela B.
Rating: PG
Summary: The Cure meet Die Ärzte.
Happy birthday, baby (August 2005)
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Category: Humour/Birthday fic
Summary: Who wouldn't want a present like that?
A/N: Written for zonenzombie's birthday.
Tempting (August 2005)
Pairing: Bela/Farin
Rating: PG
Category: Romance, drabble
Summary: Some temptations are difficult to resist.
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